I have learned the first God Technique in Okami, which was described as 'insulting the monster you are fighting". My response to learning and practicing it went something like this:
"(press button) Wait... Did I... (press button again) OMG, I did! I pee'ed on it! Bwahahahahahahah!"
I am, however, a little unnerved now, as there is another God Technique (2 Mil yen) with a name like 'Brown Fury'.
I do so hope it involves DIGGING. Dirt in the eyes sort of thing.