Somehow, I think an email with the subject "ICQ.com protocol changed ", "You were suspended" or "Message dated incorrectly " would be a little more likely to get me to read them... if they weren't from me, as well. They just lose even their smidgeon of credibility that way.
I will admit, I am slightly curious about the "You were suspended" one. Suspended by what? My wrists, maybe? Ankles? And why don't I remember that? What's the point if I don't remember it? Oh, the tease!