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July 1st, 2009
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Oh, my mind is dirty, dirty, dirty
This phrase I just had to type for an SEP (document to support the use of a specific piece of equipment) is perfectly innocent.

Mount the assembled rejected capsule container and check the alignment by pushing it up and down the post.

But my mind? Oh, my mind went straight to the gutter.

EDIT: at this point I have lost track of the number of times I have typed "insert" and "mount".

EDIT2: Oh, I give up. Either my head is permanently in the gutter today... or the orignal writer's was. This is another example of what I am dealing with right now.
Carefully mount the lower pumping unit to the machine by fitting the vertical pump heads on the vertical piston heads. Fit the appropriate holes on the bottom side of the lower pumping unit on the set screws. Set the unit into place by pushing firmly downward.

mount, pump, heads, hole, screws, pushing

gah.

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From:clevermanka
Date:July 1st, 2009 07:16 pm (UTC)
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You're in good company. The other day, mckitterick mentioned that he needed "a measuring instrument for push rods" and I about fell off my chair.
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From:solan_t
Date:July 1st, 2009 07:40 pm (UTC)
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Hee hee!
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From:mijan
Date:July 1st, 2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
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I dunno, I got dirty thoughts just from this part:

to support the use of a specific piece of equipment
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From:solan_t
Date:July 1st, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC)
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I am really very good at entertaining people with my unintended double entendres.
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From:mijan
Date:July 1st, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC)
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Well, I desperately need entertainment right now, so please carry on. :D
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From:solan_t
Date:July 1st, 2009 07:50 pm (UTC)
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Hee! safe sex!

See my edit, perhaps?
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From:mijan
Date:July 1st, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
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*reads*

*sporfles*

Yay safe sex!

*grins*
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From:rowangolightly
Date:July 1st, 2009 07:27 pm (UTC)
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*snicker* Well, of course it did. So did mine.
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From:solan_t
Date:July 1st, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC)
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:D
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From:the_themiscyran
Date:July 1st, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
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I have this same problem with my job and journal titles. The Journal of Controlled Release, for instance, always gives my brain a double-take.
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From:skyflame
Date:July 1st, 2009 09:28 pm (UTC)
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That sounds like a tantric publication.

Would that it were so.
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From:solan_t
Date:July 1st, 2009 09:31 pm (UTC)
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LOL


Worse... I probably know what that journal is actually about.
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From:the_themiscyran
Date:July 2nd, 2009 02:39 pm (UTC)
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Sadly, yes, you probably do. It's some dull thing that they house in the Engineering library. Nowhere near as exciting as the title would...suggest...*giggle*
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From:dragonet2
Date:July 2nd, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)

Kind of like my reading

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the MacD's billboard on I35 N (near Antioch curve) as Extra Large Dicks (instead of Drinks).

heh. I need new glasses.
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From:emessar
Date:July 2nd, 2009 06:48 am (UTC)
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I didn't know that rejected capsule containers got mounted. If they're mounted, how can you call them rejected?
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From:skyflame
Date:July 2nd, 2009 03:29 pm (UTC)
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Not rejected. Just dominated.
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