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August 8th, 2009
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My new upstairs neighbors have a squeaky bed.

(and she's kinda vocal)


Note, please, the time stamp.

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From:dragonet2
Date:August 8th, 2009 06:04 am (UTC)

tee hee

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in a perverse way.....

I've been in a hotel where the fucking on the other side of the wall was annoying. Worse yet was the Cosmosphere visit in the early 90s when the featured pay-for videos included what appeared to be a wrestling slam-fucking video.

After we were all asleep (and we'd paid for a room but shared it with one other fan) these gigantic slam-banging noises started overhead;. WE figured they were playing out the videos upstairs.

This was also the visit where the hotel had a "trust bar" where one could pour your own drinks and put 50¢ in a jar to pay for it. We went out to the pool when someone was being dragged in who'd hit his head on the side of said pool while he was so drunk he could barely stand...
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From:affreca
Date:August 8th, 2009 12:30 pm (UTC)
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Years ago, I lived in an attic apartment with a nice comfy bathtub (it was me-sized). Unfortunately, the bathroom was right above my neighbor's bed. I'd be all settled down for reading and "squeek and moan". She was young pretty girl, and she had a lot of sex.
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From:jimmy_hollaman
Date:August 8th, 2009 12:58 pm (UTC)
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Was she religious? Crying out for the lord. I always want to hear them type so i can yell back some thing like oh my ghod its the second cumming of christ.
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From:morgaath
Date:August 8th, 2009 01:17 pm (UTC)
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The proper response to "OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GAAAAWWWWDDDD!" is "Yes, my child? What is it I can... GOD DAMN IT! You people wonder why I don't communicate with you Christians when 99% of the time I hear my NAME called, it is some one having sex, or cussing, or some A-hole praying for something that I would not approve of."
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From:solan_t
Date:August 8th, 2009 01:57 pm (UTC)
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ROFLMAO!
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From:clevermanka
Date:August 8th, 2009 02:00 pm (UTC)
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Ugh. How awful for you. Can you stand to wear earplugs when you sleep? I wear earplugs nearly every night, as you know. It's the only way I can sleep for a solid six hours. No earplugs = waking up every hour (if I'm lucky). The purple ones at Walgreen's are the best, IMO.
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From:solan_t
Date:August 8th, 2009 02:37 pm (UTC)
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If they make a habit of this, I will get try those.
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From:silverfae
Date:August 8th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC)
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These are very good reasons why I hope to never live in a collective living space ever again.

i'm so sorry.
Perhaps a can of WD40 outside the door with a "for the bed" note?
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From:solan_t
Date:August 8th, 2009 02:37 pm (UTC)
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OH! That's tempting!
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From:oldwolf
Date:August 8th, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
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...the WD-40 AND a ball gag.
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From:skyflame
Date:August 8th, 2009 10:16 pm (UTC)
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Feh. At least it was an another space.

As opposed to my college dorm roommate and his girlfriend, who slept (using various connotations of the word) on the top bunk while I was in the bottom bunk.
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From:emessar
Date:August 9th, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC)
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Maybe we could get her parents' phone number, call them up during the next event, and put them on speaker phone ... prefaced of course by the catch phrase "It's 12:48 AM. Do you know where your children are?"
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