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November 18th, 2005
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This is so amusing for it's snarkyness
(but it's so true to life, when it comes to Mary Sues!)

HASH(0x8b543ac)
Native-American Seer and Remus Lupin's One True
Love

You are the exchange student from hell. You are a
Ravenclaw, a Seer, a multi-animal Animagus, and
you randomly spout very short sentences of
deep, Zen-ish philosophy. Remus Lupin confides
his lycanthropy to you in 24 hours flat. You
are responsible for teaching the Marauders to
become Animagi. You will warn the Marauders
about the traitor in their midst, you will
bring Lily and James together, you will send
James to help Snape when Sirius plays the prank
because you have Seen this, you will tell Lily
the way to defeat Voldemort when he comes after
her son In short, you will either forsee or
facilitate all major and minor canon events,
which is ironic because your author
conveniently overlooks the fact that youve
never been mentioned in canon despite all that.


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From:stormknight
Date:November 18th, 2005 06:30 pm (UTC)
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*Reads the possible results*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Those are just too damn wrong.

And a huge reason why I've never even been tempted to write FanFic.
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From:solan_t
Date:November 18th, 2005 07:38 pm (UTC)
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Right with ya there. No way I could keep myself out of any story, really.
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From:stormknight
Date:November 18th, 2005 08:14 pm (UTC)
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Having an Author Avatar is sometimes unavoidable. The big thing is to not make them unbelievably super-duper or completely out of whack. That's when you get Mary Sue and Gary Lous.

An example would be my "cyberpunk"-type character that I'll be putting up in [Bad username: grey_archon"] whenever I get a free moment to slap something up.

Yeah, he's kind of like me in some mannerisms and views, but I sure as hell wasn't an overly-driven med-student with a cripilling addiction to amphetamines.
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From:stormknight
Date:November 18th, 2005 08:15 pm (UTC)
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Was trying to pimp grey_archon but apparently mispelled. Whoops. *Sprints to his car and for work.*
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From:solan_t
Date:November 18th, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
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*looks at text in email notification*

You just forgot the first quotation mark.
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From:stormknight
Date:November 18th, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC)
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figures. Always a small bit of error.

Bad typist! *Smacks own hand*
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From:clevermanka
Date:November 18th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)
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Everyone I've seen got that answer (including me). I really wanted: Voldemort's daughter with Lily Potter, and Sirius Black's Sekrit Lover because I like her picture best. =D
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From:solan_t
Date:November 18th, 2005 07:32 pm (UTC)
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If you pick all the first answered you get "Dumbledore's daughter and Snape's One Twoo Wuvv"
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From:clevermanka
Date:November 18th, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, but she's blonde. =b
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From:solan_t
Date:November 18th, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC)
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LOL
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From:themadblonde
Date:November 21st, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC)

actually...

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I got THIS blonde:

Sparklypoo
Merlin's great-great-granddaughter, Heiress of
Gryffindor, and Harry Potters Soulmate

You are a unicorn animagus, a
part-TrueElf-part-Veela, your hair and your
eyes change color with dizzying rapidity, and
the Sorting Hat has decided you have the best
qualities of all the houses. You claim to be in
Gryffindor, but in reality, you have created a
Hogwarts house all to yourself: ! In spite of
your efforts to cover yourself in titles and
connections and glory, you are irredeemably
boring. You will also die heartbreakingly at
the end, making Harry take a vow of devoted
celibacy for the rest of his life. Yawn.


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