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Some advice to budding (and rather more than budding) Lotharios out there. - Melodramatic, corsetted mistress of the obscure
January 5th, 2006
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Some advice to budding (and rather more than budding) Lotharios out there.
If you can't resist the urge to scrape your teeth across a woman's tender flesh (without permission, I might add) and she says 'Ouch! That'll leave a mark." it is best to apologize and then don't do it again.

Do NOT, for any reason, say 'No, it won't." and do it again. Because, when it does leave a mark (and allow that a woman might just know her skin better than you) she's not going to be thinking kind thoughts about you every time she sees it. And she might just have something ... hard to say to you next time she sees you.


Going on four days with this ugly yellow bruise.... (Just a note: I don't think this person even has an LJ)

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From:6strings
Date:January 6th, 2006 04:42 am (UTC)
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One should always ask, at least the first time (to establish boundaries), before bruising.

Sorry you have an unwelcome mark.
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From:stormknight
Date:January 6th, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)
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Dayum... Silly mook. Women's flesh be tender and should be treated delicately... unless she goes "Bite me... harder."
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From:clevermanka
Date:January 6th, 2006 02:41 pm (UTC)
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Gah! I can tell you I'd have left my own bruise on him--most certainly unasked for... What a geeb.
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From:solan_t
Date:January 6th, 2006 05:43 pm (UTC)
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I'm just too sweet natured, perhaps. Yes, yes, another name for doormat.


He did respond properly to 'No biting!' (nice and direct, yes?) but I had a flashback to hearing my mother say that precise thing in that precise voice to one or another of my brothers while nursing, after they aquired a few teeth.

What? Me? Liken men to babies?
From:kali_81
Date:January 6th, 2006 03:47 pm (UTC)
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Ew...stupid boys.
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From:silverfae
Date:January 6th, 2006 04:12 pm (UTC)
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Grrr.
I wouldn't have given him a chance to do that a second time because he'd be wondering if that tooth was going to stay in his mouth after I'd gob-smacked him for his stupidity.
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From:solan_t
Date:January 6th, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
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Like I said to CR, I'm just too sweet natured. That's not to say I will let him do it again, but just hauling off and hitting him? *shrugs ruefully* Can't do it.
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From:silverfae
Date:January 6th, 2006 05:56 pm (UTC)
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I know, and that's why we love you.
My justification/immediate response to being hit/hurt is to hit back... quickly. Maybe too quickly.
However, pain makes the lesson sink in quicker. So, next time I hope I'm around and I'll hit 'em for you. *grin*
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From:solan_t
Date:January 6th, 2006 06:01 pm (UTC)
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heh. That would be a sight to see. :D
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From:bellanorth
Date:January 6th, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC)
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I'm hoping you left your own bruise on him after he turned the stupidity into rudeness.
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From:solan_t
Date:January 6th, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
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Nope, but my opinion of him has taken a rather powerful hit.
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From:bellanorth
Date:January 6th, 2006 05:50 pm (UTC)
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A hit that he physically earned.
From:the_themiscyran
Date:January 6th, 2006 05:08 pm (UTC)
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Blech. Definitely falls under the category of bad hand-kissing techniques, along with slobber and use of the tongue in any fashion. Not sexy, just gross.
From:the_themiscyran
Date:January 6th, 2006 05:20 pm (UTC)
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On re-reading what you wrote, don't know why I thought "hand" at first, but the same thought applies, especially after the liberal application of the the words, "No, don't do that." Silly Lotharios.
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From:solan_t
Date:January 6th, 2006 05:39 pm (UTC)
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For some reason, this brought 'Get Shrewed' to mind. It was... not my hand. heheh
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From:dragonet2
Date:January 6th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC)

I would surely think

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that if the moron tries it again you just backhand him as he approaches. After a polite 'don't do that.'

Sounds like a sswtb fcktrd* though since he bit again when you say no. They deserve a backhanding.

*disemvowelled for the polite-minded.
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From:solan_t
Date:January 6th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)

Re: I would surely think

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You know, the part that actually steamed me most was the "No, it won't." The other could have been alcohol-affecting-judgement-of-strength. But that "No, it won't" was pure arrogance and lack of respect for my judgement.
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From:solan_t
Date:January 6th, 2006 07:02 pm (UTC)

Re: I would surely think

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And technically he quit after I said 'No biting!'. "Ow!" wasn't enough, but should have been.
From:starstraf
Date:January 15th, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC)
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You know that is much the type of thing that caused the formation of my Harem — A bunch of girls at cons that were a bit to sweet were under my 'protection' and I had no problem (and I had the right) “You left a mark on one of my girls — we are going to have a talk about proper behavior” — it let them be a bit more flirtatious in dress and manner since they had someone that could protect them
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