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January 17th, 2006
09:11 am


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Glad to hear it!
Medical Blooper for Jan 17

For clinical reasons, I inquired of an older female patient, "Are you and your husband still practicing sexual intercourse?"
"No! My husband and I are no longer practicing sexual intecourse, " Then she continued demurely, "Now we are very, very good at it."

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Date:January 17th, 2006 03:39 pm (UTC)
I read over the weekend someone saying, "I don't experiment with drugs anymore... I found the ones I like."
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Date:January 17th, 2006 04:37 pm (UTC)
That rocks. =D
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Date:January 17th, 2006 11:43 pm (UTC)
Old people rock!

I don't drink & drive anymore cause I kept spilling my drink!
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Date:January 18th, 2006 12:03 am (UTC)
OMG that sounds like something my grandma would have said lol.
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Date:January 18th, 2006 12:17 am (UTC)
that's hilarious.
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Date:January 18th, 2006 05:46 am (UTC)
I think we are pretty good at it, but I think that if we keep practicing I can get better.
Please note that I said "I can get better". She is already great!

Now remind me, which 'she' I was talking about?
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Date:January 18th, 2006 02:04 pm (UTC)
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