March 23rd, 2005

LadyHawke

Just call me....Loopy Rhinobuns. Or not.

A friend emailed this to me. Lord knows where it came from.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up
the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is
your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

Now, don't go all 'adult' on us. A certain senior manager is now known far and wide
as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
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Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

Tell me YOUR new name. And remember that children laugh an average of
146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in
your day.
LadyHawke

And Calendar Club saves me.

I am very glad I made a card and had Rachel (she-who-offers-Calendar-Club) send it off. There's a good chance my brother got the card, even though I completely spaced off that yesterday was his birthday. *bangs head* I can remember that Mom's is in April (the date is iffy), that Dad's and my ex-husband's is Aug. 11, my son's is Aug 7, my Grandpa O'Halloran's was Aug 6, my ex BiL is Aug. 9, Anthony and Daniel's is May 29, Geoffrey's is Feb, 4 and Patrick's is in Dec (date again iffy). But poor Kenneth... I can't remember most of the time that it's in March, much less when.

Edit: Mom tells me Kenn did get my card and liked it. That makes me feel better.