Two Lumps is written by
First, look a these:
http://www.twolumps.net/d/20060109.html
http://www.twolumps.net/d/20060111.html
http://www.twolumps.net/d/20060120.html
http://www.twolumps.net/d/20060123.html
http://www.twolumps.net/d/20060125.html
Now, to FLEM:
http://www.flemcomics.com/d/20060125.html
Please, don't tell me I am the only one that finds that hysterical.