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Egads! And, she's undeniably breeding! - Melodramatic, corsetted mistress of the obscure
February 2nd, 2006
12:34 pm


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Egads! And, she's undeniably breeding!
Medical Blooper for 2 Feb 2006

During a prenatal class, the doctor discouraged the women from taking tub baths during the last six weeks of pregnancy because of the risk of slipping and falling. One of the mothers-to-be interrupted, "I haven't taken a bath since I got pregnant. How would the baby breathe?"

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Date:February 2nd, 2006 06:45 pm (UTC)
It would be funny if it weren't so scary.
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Date:February 2nd, 2006 07:27 pm (UTC)

I would be interested in hearing how the woman thinks that the baby breathes while she is in the shower....or at any other time.
Date:February 2nd, 2006 07:39 pm (UTC)

Ya just gotta hope that the father has an ounce of brains to pass along to the poor kid.
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Date:February 2nd, 2006 07:50 pm (UTC)
Darwin is crying in his grave.
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Date:February 2nd, 2006 09:34 pm (UTC)

On a semi-related note

I have a friend who believes if her head goes underwater (I do NOT think she showers, she takes baths, or if she showers she obviously makes sure her ears are plugged) that water will run into her ears and drown her.... If this were true we wouldn't be able to hear.

And she HAS bred (egads, her son is about Seantaclaus' age... I used to babysit him!!!)
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Date:February 2nd, 2006 10:37 pm (UTC)

Re: On a semi-related note

EW! But "sheesh!", too. And she's bred. *sigh*
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Date:February 3rd, 2006 04:25 am (UTC)


This makes my brain melt!
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Date:February 5th, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC)
Ow! Can we make it so someone else raises the kid?
It really sucks when your 4 year old is smarter then you.
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