->A mother asked the owner of a pharmacy for a jock strap for her son. The owner asked, "What size?"
The mother held her forefinger and thumb a couple of inches apart and said, "About this big."
"No, I meant his waist size."<-
Medical Bloopers for May 30:
->As I was talking a history, an elderly patient mentioned that she recently had an episode of visual hallucinations. I asked her what they looked like. "Well, I really don't know, Doctor. I wasn't wearing my glasses at the time!"<-
I can so relate to that!