It was raining when I left the apartment this morning. I appreciate the timing. I didn't get my velvet soaked this weekend AND my car is somewhat washed, even to the bugs on the windscreen.
Medical Bloopers for July 8-9:
I had a mother bring her child in for a disability evaluation. The child's name was D'end. I tried to pronounce the name several times when the mother corrected me, "Her name D'end. She d' seventh one, she d'end."
Medical Bloopers for July 10:
A nurse places a coulple of pillows behind a patient's back to prop her up so she can sleep on her side. A few hours later, the nurse checks on the patient and finds her elbowing the pillows behind her. "Can't you sleep?" questions the nurse.
"I just can't get my husband to move over."