Seems it was, in fact, a mild heart attack and my boss is getting stints put in today (two partially blocked arteries). Considering the alternatives, that's not too bad. But when he will be back to work is an open question. I am quite, quite sure life at work is going to suck for a while. We don't even know if an all-week project set for next week will be done next week, or the week after. Or how we are going to manage it with just four people (it's a controlled substance, which reduces our manpower considerably).
(oh, and just to make things even MORE fun, I am getting back date errors. Seems the time on my last post is FUBAR. Fine, I will delete it.)