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November 16th, 2006
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Nothing quite like staring at a deadline you fear you can't keep, but don't have the power to make things go faster. Why, oh why did that important bit of paperwork get interoffice mailed to me?! Three days lost.


Medical Bloopers for 15 Nov 06:

A "grand multip" from the hills, workworn, shoeless and toothless, arrived at our medical center for her fifteenth annual childbirth. The intern on the case suggested that perhaps she would like some birth control information or even sterilization. She looked at him scornfully, and replied, "What, and give up my vacation?"



Multip Multiparous. A women who has had more than one pregnancy and delivery. A 'grand multip' is a woman with 4 or more previous pregnancies and deliveries. from http://www.mom-e.com/terms.htm Wow. My mother is a grand multip.

Medical Bloopers for 16 Nov 06"

Dictated:

First trimester

Transcribed:

First try missed her.



Freudian slip?

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From:stormknight
Date:November 16th, 2006 10:00 pm (UTC)
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My mother is a grand multip

Yours and mine both.

Hooray for Irish families?
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From:tardis1963
Date:November 17th, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC)
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So is mine. But my 100% Irish blooded Grandmother only had 4 children, though the Great Depression may be cause of the small number.


Matt (#5 of 7)
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From:stormknight
Date:November 17th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
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Yeah. My folks decided to emulate their own families and went rapid-fire for 5 kids.

Then went and had a 6th... and me waaaaaaaaaaaay later for #7.

And thus I end this moment of wacky coincidences of two men named Matt who are part of a set of 7 children. :o)
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From:tardis1963
Date:November 17th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
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Kerri, I bet if you mention this at the KaCSFFS Thanksgiving dinner Saturday night at least 10 men will offer to help you earn that grand title.
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From:solan_t
Date:November 17th, 2006 05:20 pm (UTC)
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Then I better keep my mouth shut. :O One kid is enough for me. ;p
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