My surreal moment of the day seems to have already occurred

I heard my ex-uncle-in-law on the radio. Says he's Kansas Securities Commissioner now. Or some such. Totally wasn't expecting that.

Weird dreams. Trying to sketch a cat face? A book shape printed (like, with a dot matrix printer) on fabric? Putting said fabric down and then not being able to find it again?

Oh, well, better than the leaking ceilings of the night before.