For all of this, I do NOT want his job.

My ex is a general manager of a cable company. Totally NOT something I ever thought to want to do.

HOWEVER, I am just a touch, I dunno... envious? wistful? because HBO is paying for him and his wife to go to Jamaica for a long weekend. For a 'manager's retreat'.

I'm lucky if I get a free lunch from Panera's.