And, lots of them, in the last few days have been of an interesting variety. Let me show you just today's offering of email from 'me':
Help my friend, he's here
The whole room awaits you!
Wait for me, 10 min!
Can't find you, darling
I feel bad, come
We seek for you all day!
He broke his leg, come here!
Meet me on a street
Help my friend, he's here
W. T. F.