"(press button) Wait... Did I... (press button again) OMG, I did! I pee'ed on it! Bwahahahahahahah!"
I am, however, a little unnerved now, as there is another God Technique (2 Mil yen) with a name like 'Brown Fury'.
I do so hope it involves DIGGING. Dirt in the eyes sort of thing.
Please?