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June 4th, 2009
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Okay, this one is new.
Subject line of spam email: Your bedroom doesnt smell like love anymore? alter it. [koi8-r]

No, I have no intention of opening it to find out if it's trying to sell me some sort of scent. Or not.

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From:verminiusrex
Date:June 4th, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
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If its' from a potpourri company, they need a new advertising director.
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From:solan_t
Date:June 4th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
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Agreed.
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From:skyflame
Date:June 4th, 2009 04:10 pm (UTC)
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SRY I CAN HAZ WAXMAN NOW.
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From:solan_t
Date:June 4th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
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Much preferred, I am sure.
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From:emessar
Date:June 4th, 2009 09:53 pm (UTC)
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Trained professionals are standing by. Just one thirty minute session can ensure that your bedroom smells like love for months ... no matter how much bleach you use. For an additional fee, we can also make other areas smell like love such as:

living room, dining room, laundry room, bathroom, back car seat, trunk, coat closet, refrigerator, chimney, treehouse, and boat

Warning - May cause stains or peeling of paint or wallpaper.
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From:solan_t
Date:June 4th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
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ROFLMAO
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From:morgaath
Date:June 5th, 2009 01:36 pm (UTC)
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Perfection.
Now how to sneak you in to the store front church that is putting flyers on the cars at the St. Louis Ren Faire..... Seems they think that all of our patrons are sinners of some nature.
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