Oh, my mind is dirty, dirty, dirty - Melodramatic, corsetted mistress of the obscure
Oh, my mind is dirty, dirty, dirty|
This phrase I just had to type for an SEP (document to support the use of a specific piece of equipment) is perfectly innocent.
Mount the assembled rejected capsule container and check the alignment by pushing it up and down the post.
But my mind? Oh, my mind went straight to the gutter.
EDIT: at this point I have lost track of the number of times I have typed "insert" and "mount".
EDIT2: Oh, I give up. Either my head is permanently in the gutter today... or the orignal writer's was. This is another example of what I am dealing with right now.
Carefully mount the lower pumping unit to the machine by fitting the vertical pump heads on the vertical piston heads. Fit the appropriate holes on the bottom side of the lower pumping unit on the set screws. Set the unit into place by pushing firmly downward.
mount, pump, heads, hole, screws, pushing
You're in good company. The other day, mckitterick
mentioned that he needed "a measuring instrument for push rods" and I about fell off my chair.
|Date:||July 1st, 2009 07:20 pm (UTC)|| |
I dunno, I got dirty thoughts just from this part:
to support the use of a specific piece of equipment
I am really very good at entertaining people with my unintended double entendres.
|Date:||July 1st, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC)|| |
Well, I desperately need entertainment right now, so please carry on. :D
Hee! safe sex!
See my edit, perhaps?
|Date:||July 1st, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)|| |
Yay safe sex!
*snicker* Well, of course it did. So did mine.
I have this same problem with my job and journal titles. The Journal of Controlled Release, for instance, always gives my brain a double-take.
That sounds like a tantric publication.
Would that it were so.
Worse... I probably know what that journal is actually about.
Sadly, yes, you probably do. It's some dull thing that they house in the Engineering library. Nowhere near as exciting as the title would...suggest...*giggle*
|Date:||July 2nd, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)|| |
Kind of like my reading
the MacD's billboard on I35 N (near Antioch curve) as Extra Large Dicks (instead of Drinks).
heh. I need new glasses.
I didn't know that rejected capsule containers got mounted. If they're mounted, how can you call them rejected?
Not rejected. Just dominated.