Melodramatic, corsetted mistress of the obscure
Hey, it froze last weekend! It was under 30 and everything! For two hours, maybe even three. I had to bring in the lime tree *and* the orange tree off the porch. I lost a lime in the process (so young, so tragic!).
I made a fire in the fireplace to console myself, and squeezed the prematurely launched lime into a nice margarita.
This isn't helping, is it?
|Date:||December 9th, 2009 01:29 am (UTC)|| |
No. No, it isn't.
(on the other hand, it did make me laugh.)
I'm sorry...were you saying something? I was over here ignoring you.