*takes a shower*
Bish, I will cut you!
*makes something to eat*
Wait... this has dairy in it
*so?*
Lunch had too much dairy. Milk in the tomato soup, milk in the grilled cheese... okay, that's debatable. But there WAS milk in the tea latte.
*this is going to hurt tomorrow*
>:( That was the point, wasn't it?
*Why don't I have a job yet? Oh, that's right. I suck.*
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