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January 12th, 2010
10:04 am


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Oh, Irony, there you are.
After distracting myself several times, I DID go and get an apple.

I started cutting it up and started getting... suspicious. It just wasn't ... crisp.

I looked all over it and couldn't find a sticker (most of the apples at Dillons will have stickers identifying them... except a chosen few....)

I took a small taste.

Yep. Red (effing) Delicious. I paid Honeycrisp price for a Red Delicious. :|

Worse yet, there was no way I was eating it, so I paid Honeycrisp price for an apple that went in the trash.

Luckily, I still had one apple left and it WAS a Honeycrisp, so I can wash the RD taste out.

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Date:January 12th, 2010 04:26 pm (UTC)
I like the Golden Delicious myself. But I love Pink Ladies and Fuji's too.
Date:January 12th, 2010 04:32 pm (UTC)
Red Delicious is a misnomer. I hate them.
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Date:January 12th, 2010 05:01 pm (UTC)

Oh, the amazing appleness that is the honeycrisp. Oh, the nasty, mealy, pitiful excuse for an apple that is the red delicious.

Very sad, my dear, very sad. I take my honeycrisps very seriously. I ate my last one yesterday. Today, I have a golden delicious. Not bad, but not a honeycrisp.

I feel your pain.
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Date:January 12th, 2010 09:59 pm (UTC)
Eew. Glad I'm not the only one who detests red "delicious" apples.
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Date:January 13th, 2010 05:23 am (UTC)
Ugh. Talk about an apple that never should have been grafted from its parent tree. Possibly the most vile fruit ever created, being as it is a mockery of every delicious apple, and also heinous.
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