Okay Self. Take a deep breath.
Now, let it out slowly.
Right. You chose to post there, now you just have to pay attention to the serious responders and try to ignore the one's that either misread your question in favor of the one they want to answer, or simply have their own particular ax to grind.
And remember: Deep breath. Let it out slowly. The world is full of really chatty idiots, but there are some really interesting and learned people, too.